Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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pobody's nerfect

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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