Bryson got a concussion...he died

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Your adopted

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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