- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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