- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

why are black people so fast? because there black

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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