a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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