- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's stupid a light bulb.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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