"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Take part of what?

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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