What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Immigration Laws

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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