how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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