- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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