Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Black people having a Job.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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