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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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