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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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