What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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i dont fisish anythi

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Trump will make America great again.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Anti Joke

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