- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Daniel is a fag

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Where's my tractor?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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