- Anti Joke

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.