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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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