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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What's one plus one? two.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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