- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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