write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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