The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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