- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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