- Anti Joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind