- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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