- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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