- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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