- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

AND

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Michael Brown

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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