- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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