The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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