- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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