what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

the economy.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Women's rights

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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