whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Immigration Laws

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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