- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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