Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A storm be brewin!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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