- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

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