-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Emily Walker.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dumbledore dies.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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