Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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