Is your refrigerator running? No.

Me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Pickles are powerful

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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