What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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