- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The duck didn't cross the road.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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