- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

This is an anti- joke

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

hey guys im gay

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!