What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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