- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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