Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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