What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Atheism

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

FUCK YOU

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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