A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

FUCK YOU

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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