who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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