- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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