Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

say it ten times fast: oh

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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