What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Connor is homo

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

How do you spell eight? 8

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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