A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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I? Everett

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