- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

I? Everett

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Gretta has five legs? -no

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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