- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Asians.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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