- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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