- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

There's my tractor.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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