- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why does the man appear fat he is

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

a man checks his mypsace

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