- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!