- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is life? Paul.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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