- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A baby seal walks into a club.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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The cream, it is coming

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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