One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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