What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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