- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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