- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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