How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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