- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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