- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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