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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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