- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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