- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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