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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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