- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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