- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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